Something to Say, Daylight to Kill.

me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*

me: apparently yes

raccoonboy:

reblogging for Richmond

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
 after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

possible-side-effects:

Oh my god, I can’t handle this.